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Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified

• Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
• Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing".

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day ...

... and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

 Three women - a German, a Jew and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.