The following ad appeared in "The Atlanta Journal" and is reported to have got numerous calls.

Single Black Female

• Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

For all the parents out there!

Have you ever realized that children are like dogs - loyal and affectionate, but teenagers are like cats...
It's so easy to be a dog owner.

Know yourself, what is a dog and who are dogs:

   1.  Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
   2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."