``Not everyone of us up here today is a celebrity or just another one of those talking frogs on Capitol Hill,'' said Kermit the Frog at a news conference on Wednesday to promote a bill that would allow Owners of larger exotic mammals  to be licensed by the Federal Government. A bill put forward by Rep. Tom Lantos.

``I'm a representative of the animal kingdom and we all need your help,'' said Kermit.

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.

 Top ten signs you might be a frog. Checkout yourself

# You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
# You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
# French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you

A little girl walks up to her grandfather and says:

"Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

Grandpa says: