For all the parents out there!

Have you ever realized that children are like dogs - loyal and affectionate, but teenagers are like cats...
It's so easy to be a dog owner.

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor! (Especially note last sentence!)

• Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until the cat gets good and ready to stop.
• Aerodynamics: If it flies, a cat will chase it.
• Bag/Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.