1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth rub throat of cat to encourage swallowing.

• It's ok to wear the same things everyday.
• Sleeping is very underrated, ... as is stretching.
• Never crack your knuckles.
• Grooming requires a serious time commitment.

• IF you can start the day without caffeine.
• IF you can get along without pep pills.
• IF you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains.

How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Persian: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"

Somali: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?"