Know yourself, what is a dog and who are dogs:

   1.  Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
   2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

      Understand what is and who is cat:

   1. Cats do what they want.
   2. They rarely listen to you.
   3. They're totally unpredictable.

How To Clean A Cat:

   1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

   2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

   3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.

2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.

3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.

4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.