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During the ASEAN meeting, all PM of the ASEAN countries were present except for Goh Chok Tong who was represented by LKY.

During a conversation, Dr. Mahathir of Malaysia says, “I came up with a bright idea to produce Proton cars and with a initial investment of M$1 billion, we now make M$50 million a year. That is what I call Money Mind.”

Mr. Suharto of Indonesia says: “I am going to start a car manufacturing plant to produce our National car for only $500 million RP and it will generate $50 RP million a year. Isn’t that smarter.”

LKY of Singapore was not impress and say, “I told my Land Transport Minister to spend SGD$500 to buy a old printing machine and also made SGD$50 million a year.”

Everybody was taken aback and asks “What the fuck can you do with just SGD$500 only ?”

And LKY replied “I use the machine to print COE !!!”

 
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