A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.

"No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing.