Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith!   

  Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
  Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

What if Chartered Accountants start producing movies ???

1. Munnabhai C.A.

2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai

3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai

Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha;

Hindi:
      He : Aye kya bolti tu?

      She: Aye kya main bolun?

      He : Sun

      She: Suna

      He : Aati kya Khandala?