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Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai

- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

and the best:
-  tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
-  gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
-  Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
-  Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
-  Driver, gaadi roko
-  Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
-  Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
-  aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
-  tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
   mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati  hai.
-  Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
-  Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
-  (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
   Main kahan hun?
 
-  Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
-  "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
   followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
-  "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
-  Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
   aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
-  KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
-  Aey jee!  Aap bade woh haiN!