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10.     Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9.      Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8.      Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7.      Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6.      Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5.      Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4.      Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3.      Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2.      Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

----> And the number one statement is .....

1.      Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
 
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