# Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
# I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
# Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
# If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
# Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

# 500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain
# Nice guys finish last and bring you breakfast in bed.
# Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
# You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later.

# Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
# Fight crime - Shoot back
# Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?
# Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

   1. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
   2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
   3. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
   4. I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.