Enjoy the best phrases for Bumper sticker !!

# Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
# We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
# It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
# My karma ran over your dogma.

TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE WON'T SAY WHEN THEY SEE A CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKER OR FISH ON A CAR

10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians."

9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour."

10. Fight truth decay -- Brush up on your Bible!
9. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to Christ for a faith lift!
8. God doesn't call the qualified -- He qualifies the called!
7. Be ye fishers of men, you catch them -- Jesus will clean them!

   1. Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
   2. A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
   3. A family altar can alter a family.
   4. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.