Horn broken - watch my finger

P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals

College grad and prowd uv it

Money talks, but mine only says goodbye.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

JUST SAY "NO" TO STUPIDITY

My other car is .........also a piece of $hit

I wouldn't laugh mister it could be your daughter in this car.

Caution: Travels at the speed limit.

Real women pick up the check

If you like Hanson, honk 3 times and run into a tree.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Real men don't ask directions

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Ever had a loaded weapon pointed at you.....Keep honking.

Bad cop ... no doughnuts for you.

What the hell are you looking at?

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

I didn't invent Sin, I'm just trying to perfect it.

Honk if you love silence.

Drive it like you stole it.

You are driving a car not a phone booth!

Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light!

Quit moving Buddy, cos I'm aiming

CAUTION - Driver legally Blonde!

Boldly going nowhere...

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.