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Funny bumper stickers

It was fun reading funny bumper stickers, so we gathered all those humorous bumper stickers quotes from various resources(magazines, websites etc). Enjoy reading them

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# Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

# As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

# Eschew obfuscation. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

# Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

# Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.

# Editing is a rewording activity.

# Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

# Allow me to introduce my selves

# Better living through denial

# I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

# Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

# Too many freaks not enough circuses

# Ambivalent? Well yes and no....

# Does your train of thought have a caboose?

# Is it time for your medication or mine?

# I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

# How do I set the laser printer to stun?

# I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....

# Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

# Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

# I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

# And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?

# Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

# Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

# Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

# Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

# Adults are just kids who owe money.

# Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

# I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

# You! Off my planet!

# Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

# I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

# A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

# A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

# If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

# Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

# I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

# Keep honking, I'm reloading.

# Hang up and drive.

# Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

# Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.

# If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

 
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