For a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes!

"If ass holes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

Honk to see finger!

"Better a blow job, than no job!"

My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA!

Work hard, the people on welfare depend on you!

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.