One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their
local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and
their families.

Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard!
Priest: That is very wrong.
Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father?

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation.
He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one.

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"