Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.