We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !

Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary:

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus.

I know that Santa Claus is a woman....

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.