The teacher was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas Eve. "Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?" She asked.

To: All North Pole Staff
Date: December 12
Subject: New "Twelve Days of Christmas" Company Policy

AOLer's Christmas jokes - America on line humor - the night before Christmas

'Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !