In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel.
The design and construction is done by Apple.
The marketing is done by Microsoft.

Unlike C++, C+- is a subject-oriented language (SOL).

Each C+- class instance, known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices, agendas, or undeclared preferences, which are impervious to outside messages, as well as public members known as boasts or claims.

Every second billions of innocent assembler instructions are executed all over the world. Inhumanly they are put on a pipeline and executed with no regard to their feelings. The illegal instructions are spared, although they should be executed instead of the legal ones.

A system admin's life is a sorry one.

The only advantage he has over Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare.