A programmer had been missing from work for over a week, when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went to his home and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still-running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show.

A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Maybe they do now,
in this decadent era of
lite beer, hand calculators and "user-friendly" software,
but back in the Good Old Days,
when the term "software" sounded funny

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying: