1. Never leave diskettes in the drive, as the data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders.

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
• If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
• Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

1.     * What is a computer's first sign of old age?
2.     * What does a baby computer call his father?
3.     * What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
4.     * What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

January 1, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay