Dear Cassius,

Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I don't know how people will cope with working the wrong way around.

In the beginning, there was the computer. And God entered:

C: Let there be light!
Enter user ID.
C: God

How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he'll swear up and down that it was just as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user.

To the tune of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall ...

100 little bugs in the code,
100 bugs in the code,