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Dilbert jokes - Top Dilbert's one liners |
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After speeding cars, noisy neighbours and falling cigarette butts I think we need something to cheer us up. So, heres Dilbert’s one liners:
1. Alcohol doesnt solve any problems .... but if you think again neither does milk.
2. Life is unsure... always eat your dessert first |
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Perspective - The reality |
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 Perspective - The reality |
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Top 10 knock knock jokes |
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1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
2. Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel!
3. Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
4. Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey? |
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Top 10 yo momma jokes |
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1. Yo momma is so poor, I saw a red wagon and as I rode down the street with it she said, "Hey, come back with our family car."
2. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
3. Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! |
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Top 10 yo mama fat jokes |
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10 Yo Mama got so fat when she jump in the air, she got stuck.
9 Yo Mama is soo fat when she trip and fall she made the Grand Caryon.
8 Yo Mama is soo fat when she step on the scale said "Out of Order."
7 Yo Mama is soo fat when she wore a red rain jacket, everyone yelled "Hey Kool-Ade!"
6 Yo Mama is soo fat when she bungee jump she broke the bridge in half! |
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