DIVORCE COURT SCENE : The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
J. - Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your  mummy?

Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)

Caller :"Can I talk to Azharuddin Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."

Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs. They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed. When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.

Ajit: Maikal, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Maikal: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.