Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.

After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team in final of PEPSI CUP 99 in Bangalore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and
rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled

Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately

Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land

Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss

Cricket enthusiasm spread well beyond earth and reached heavens and hells. There, the Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.

"But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.