This is the mockery of hapless Australian cricket team which made false racial abuse accusations on Indian cricketer Harbhajan Singh.

Hearing 1:

Symonds comes towards bhajji when he was batting.

Symonds: “Hey bhajji, u know how to play cricket?”

Bhajji : “just shut-up”

Symonds “anybody from panjab knows how to play this game”

Bhajji : “hey u just shut-up, teri maan(mon) kii(key)...

Symonds : “wot u say, monkey, u racially abusing me, will make a complaint”

Bhajji : “dont make false allegations, even if i really have to say anyone a monkey, i would have said it to bucknor, nowdays hez doin umpiring like a monkey”

Hearing 2:  

Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?

Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.

Procter:So you did

Bhajji : (Silence)

Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.

Bhajji : Sad

Ponting& Co : !!???

Ponting : hey,Symonds.What did he say?

Symonds : Whatever, he is banned. You can bat well next game.

Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.

Symonds : We’ll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we’ll complain.

Ponting; Then ok. Come