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At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Sachin "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Sachin to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."
 
After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."
 
After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Dhoni "Don't worry, Dhoni, I heard that England bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the next match."
 
At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
 
Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."
 
Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"
 
Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."