Yadavji and Mangalu once rob a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They  take one sack each.

Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro.

One day Jaganbhai meets Kantibhai while shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
“It’s my wife Rupaben birthday tomorrow.” Kantibhai said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”

-Bengali
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties