A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

(May not apply towards NRIs returning from Gulf)

     10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly     and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.

10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste.

9.  You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case.

Traveling on Indian Roads is an almost hallucinatory potion of sound, spectacle and experience. It is frequently heart-rending, sometimes hilarious, mostly exhilarating, always unforgettable -- and, when you are on the roads, extremely dangerous.