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The day after meeting three women in a bar, the guys tried to guess the professions of their dates. The first must have been with a nurse because she had said, "lie back, this won't hurt a bit."

The kingpin hired a young mute to be his courier thinking that the boy could never tell any secrets. For months, the boy skimmed profits, but the mob was onto him.

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A teenager girl invited her new boyfriend over for dinner and suggested that they could make love afterwards. On his way over, the boy stopped at the pharmacy and asked for advice in selecting a condom.