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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says,
"See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!".

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor.

"Young lady," said the doctor, "you're pregnant."

After sex Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?"
Mistress; "Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?"