A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

This doctor was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how’s your breakfast this morning?" "It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

I can’t seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied.

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, doctor asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, patient informed his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.

" Which one?" doctor asked.