Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

Tom: What’s good for excessive wind, doctor?

Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Do you find it difficult passing water, Mr. Sozzle?