There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.

After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life.

You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when....

   1. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.

   2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

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These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.