1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Subject: LADIES Beware - New Scam!!

This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit.

Three guys: a Viking fan, a Bears fan, and a Packer fan are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".