Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and me too had my share
of crushes. But, it didn't take much time for each of them to turn to
crashes.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Subject: LADIES Beware - New Scam!!

This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit.

Three guys: a Viking fan, a Bears fan, and a Packer fan are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.