I was reading my email this morning, had one of those fowarded messages that most of the time get deleted. Went ahead and read it, thought is was cute (even though I’m a daddy), so I’m letting you folks read it too… it’s called the Mommy Test.

One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

When the math professor’s wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:

Serious question… How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer? ONE!!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.