The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or to put it another way… Who’s Yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

So I’m driving home driving home from dinner last night with my wife, it’s like 16 degrees out. Cold as hell. Icicles on your balls kind of cold. So anyways we’re going around a slow corner and she (my wife) spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road.

Alright ladies, I admit… men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I’ve ever heard (in no particular order).

A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks.