WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

Yes = No
No = Yes

There are these three men that have to cross a large river.

So the first guy gose to the river and says please God give me the streagth to cross this river, so he gets huge muscles and swims across.

1. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!
2. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
3. We don’t have excessive amounts of body hair
4. We don’t spend 45 minutes on the toilet

1. We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
2. Our friends don’t pick on us if we aren’t sleeping with anyone
3. Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)
4. We’re all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage