•Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth

•You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear

•Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather

Q: Why do they give female names to natural disasters?

Age - Favorite Drink

17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

2. I hate everybody, and you're next.

3. And your point is...?