A software engineer booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. At least for a while.

A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shores of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-
ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost
it and need a new one. It had always been there."

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.