Funniest hilarious oneliner jokes

Really funny jokes to enjoy. This is funny collection of short one line jokes. It's amazing how a dirty and tricky a joke can be with only 1 line.

Sorority girl jokes - Funny one liners

What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in? "Have another beer." Why does a sorority girl wear underwear? To keep her ankles warm.
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Funny newspaper headlines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Funny one liners - You may be an engineer, if...

If you introduce your wife as " This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it " If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
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Funny one liners about women - From men

Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? How much his wife has begun to resemble Morly Safer.
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