What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  "Have another beer."

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
  To keep her ankles warm.

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If you introduce your wife as " This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it "

If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner

If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie

Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? How much his wife has begun to resemble Morly Safer.