Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark tan.

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.

Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.

Q: How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?
A: Her brothers dick tasted funny.

What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy

Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.

Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on.

Definition of a Mexican wolf:
Hot tamale looking for a frijole.