Golf jokes, Funny golf joke

This list of golf jokes is not mine, I just accumulated it from several newsgroups. Unfortunately, I've heard every one of these jokes. Does anybody out there have any new golf jokes?
Alternately, you could come watch me play. Sometimes that's real funny

hoME

Golf Jokes

Golfer in Brothel house

Earl won first prize at a Father's Day tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he was very surprised to find a voucher for a free visit to a brothel.
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In the year 1923

In 1923, do you know who was: * President of the largest steel company? * President of the largest gas company?
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Mobile phone call in locker room...

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes.Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
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Top 10 aigna tha, YOU ARE OLD...

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old for the Senior Tour * When you take off your golf shoe, you notice a tag around your toe. * Your foursome tells you to be quiet but it's just your bones creaking
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