A Texas business man while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening.

A Scot and an American were talking about playing golf during the various seasons of the year. ``In most parts of the USA we cannot play in the winter time. We have to wait until spring'' the Yank said.''Why, in Scotland we can even play in the winter time.

A rabbi is out of town on Yom Kippur. Since nobody knows who he is, he decides to play a round of golf. Up in heaven, God sees him and decides to punish the rabbi for his transgression.

He was out playing a round of golf one day with three of his friends, who were also ministers, when on one of the par fives he reaches the edge of the green in three, Leaving himself with about a 35-40 foot birdie putt.