Jesus, Moses and Paul were playing golf, and Jesus found himself in a sand trap. He looked at the position of the ball, and decided to use a nine-iron. Moses quickly rebuked Jesus and said ``What the heck are you doing? If you use a nine-iron, you're going to land that ball in the drink!''

Jesus, Moses, and this old guy decided to play golf one day. On the first tee, Moses whacks the ball a beautiful one, sending it screaming towards the green, where it rolls to a stop, just a foot from the hole.

An avid golfer has been dating a lady who works at a house of ill repute (he doesn't know that).

They get pretty serious and the golfer wants to propose.

It was a beautiful sunny day at the golf course. The gentleman took aim on the ball and drove his first shot deep into a wooded area. He sighed and proceeded to the area where the ball had gone into the woods.