A young man and a priest are playing together.

At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole my son?"

    Top Ten Cool Names for a Golfer

    * Hale N. Won
    * Ty Tanium

 When I'm on the golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.

    A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus.
    He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf.