I can airmail the ball a long distance, but sometimes
I don't put the right address on it.

----Jim Dent

    Golf Is....

    If you want to take long walks, take long walks
    If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick.

    But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns

    ---- National Lampoon