*   Golf balls are like eggs . they're white. They're sold by the dozen ...
      and a week later you have to buy more.

Here's a slice of golf history you might enjoy.

Why do full-length golf courses have 18 holes, and not 20, 10 or an even dozen?

A golfer and his caddy walk up to a long par-3.

The cocky golfer says, "Looks like a 4-wood and a putter"

In his prime, Seve Ballesteros was a very aggressive player knowing that he could take uncanny risks because of his incredible short game.